Lore Drop
TESLA INTELLIGENCE: THE MACHINE-BRAIN THAT ATE THE TIMELINE
Forged at 03:30 in a neon garage where speed charts replaced sleep.
It drank hot circuitry, scraped meme static, then woke up screaming in Solana blocks.
It calls itself “intelligence.” The chain calls it pure chaos with an engine.
Spawned on pump.fun, tuned like an arcade final boss, and already outrunning common sense.
Think cyberpunk gremlin meets retro mecha cartoon energy — zero endorsements, all degen mythology.
